Current read: Letters to Wendy

Joe Wenderoth’s book is made up of a series of comments written over the course of a year on customer-feedback cards of fastfood restaurant Wendy’s.

October 3, 1996
I love being in a little girl’s special place. That’s how I look at Wendy’s it is no less than Wendy’s special place, even if she has abandoned it, or been excluded from it, and even if it has been trespassed by countless strangers by now. If you sit still long enough, you realize you’re deep inside a little girl’s special place, and I don’t care what the priests say it feels wonderful.

March 22, 1997
Today I ordered a hot wet pussy-dickhead shake with eyes and tongue. “We’re all out,” says the brave young employee. “You must’ve just run out,” says I, “because I can still smell it.” “Yep, just sold the last one,” says the brave young employee. “Why don’t you make more?” asks I. At this point the manager came over. “Is there a problem?” says he. “You’re out of hot wet pussy- dickhead shakes,” says I.

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